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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking..
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before....
Practice safe eating - always use condiments....
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death....
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy....
A hangover is the wrath of grapes....
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play....
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?...
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion....
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red....
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I....
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired....
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)...
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana....
In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes...
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion....
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed...
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress....
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered...
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it....
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under....
Every calendar's days are numbered....
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine....
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat...
He had a photographic memory that was never developed....
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large...
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall....
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.....
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses....
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11 comments:
That was a great post!
Haha you come up with the funniest thing!!
Hey just a suggestion.... maybe you can put in a email subscription link on your page?
Thanks Lalala. What's an email subscription link? Is it the same as a "follower"
I guess i don't know about things like this because i just go to the blogs i like everyday to see if theres something new posted.
Theres one follower called shih-an cheng with no info and i thought maybe that was you? Or are you LKLKOK?
I am suppose to be lalala, but Shih-An Cheng is my name. so who knows what happened?
To the right side of my blog, there is a place that people can enter their email address to "subscribe". This way the new post will just go into their email account, and people really like that feature.
It is something that you can set up by going into the layout design. We can go over more if you need help with it... it sure took me forever to figure it out!
ok, but not sure i understand the difference between follower and subscriber. I'm not even sure if i've subscribed to any blogs or if i'm a follower cuz i just go to regular ones everyday from my favourites. Guess i'll try to figure it out and if i need help i'll hollar for you ok. Thanks Lalala. Wish you had your email listed so we could take it private.
Lalala, help! i don't see layout listed nor do i see anything about subscribing so i'm totally lost.
I guess i'm just not getting it....
why would people like to subscribe rather than just go to each blog site? I always go to your site and then later it comes in my email just to be deleted so not seeing the point. And what if someone wants to comment on your blog - don't they then go to your blog site to comment? I don't even know if it could be responded to by email.
Sorry for all the questions; i would appreciate your help to see what makes it better.
Most people I know do not go back to "favorite" to check on the new posts, simply because they like the convenience of having a "notification" in the email when new posts are available.
The subscription notification in email sends a link to the blog, so people click on it to link to your page (and make comments).
Oh, ok, i didn't know that; lol, guess i'm not like most people which is typical for me but i do like to visit my fav blogs via the net.
So, how do i find the subscription notification thingy to add for those who would like to view my blog that way?
I thought I sent an email to you via your profile? Llama is making supper, will be back later!
Gee, these are both cute and numerous!
Too funny, i first read "humorous", man, my eyes are really going;is it just hard to read white on black or am i tired?
Yes, numerous, lots more from where they came but think i gleaned off the most humorous ones.
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