Monday, February 14, 2011
Happy St.Valentines day!
I sometimes stick a page into the gutter to hold my spot and some books require several pages or the double treatment. The first pic I took had misc. junque in the background so added a piece of red cardstock and got the reflection and shadow instead.
When I emptied the camera I found these pics of a sunset that i had taken a couple weeks ago and had forgotten they were still in the camera.Crappy pics but they were so tiny i had to enlarge quite a bit.
This is the view of the Alex Fraser Bridge that we get from our sunroom and there’s nothing but sunset here. So was i surprised when i saw the next one.....
Same sunset but several orbs and trails in the sky, some far away and others barely visible
This one came right up close. I cropped the bottom off the pic and it wasn’t right in the corner like that; it was more like a third of the way up from the bottom. I wondered if there was any news about orbs so googled and found out they’re quite plentiful. There’s people who can actually see them with the naked eye while most merely catch them in some of their pictures.
Some say orbs are caused by the cameras flash or maybe a strange phenomenon of dust or mist or bugs or pollen but all of those kinds of theories have been proven wrong.
Others believe they’re human souls or ghosts floating around.
Some of the google pics show large groups of them congregating or socializing.
What are they? Where do they come from?
Well, i believe everyone can believe whatever they want. There’s been several times in my life when I was saved by an unknown energy from definite calamity and who knows; maybe it was my guardian angel in the form of an orb. There was one time in particular when a very strong force pushed and guided me into safety and i know it wasn't just chance or coincidence but what we call a miracle. So who or what helped me? Sounds nutsy but maybe it was an orb. I think they’re always around, just because they aren't often seen doesn’t mean they're not there and ready to help. Guardian angels, thats a good explanation and the one i'll go with.
What do you believe?
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
everything you ever wanted to know about number two
What’s so special about February? So glad you asked….well it’s the 2nd month and it’s the month of my birthday!
So, what’s better than one 2? Two 2’s! That’s my day.
It’s said that people born on Feb. 22nd have old souls. Also born on 2-22 George Washington and Drew Barrymore. We are Pisces; the sign of the fishes
The roman numeral 11 stands for “bright giant”
Two is the atomic number of helium.
There’s an old Chinese saying “all good things come in twos” So today I’ll show you 22 pictures.
What’s better than having a baby girl? Having 2 baby girls!
Here’s my twins at age 7
My favourite NHL players are #22 Daniel Sedin and his twin Henrik #33 of the Vancouver Canucks.
Twins in mythology: Apollo and Artemis and Romulus and Remus.
Actors who have (or had) a twin: Elvis, Ashton Kutcher, Alanis Morissette, Parker Posey, Ed Sullivan and the Olsen twins
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Fictional twins: Man in Black/John Locke/Smoke Monster,
Ok that’s triplets but who’s counting when we’re talking about Lost
The Bobbsey twins, Super Mario brothers,
Marge Simpsons older twin sisters; Selma and Patty Bouvier
Here’s a couple of bucks - toonie - looks crappy in the pic but is actually shiny and quite pretty irl
Here’s the 2 peanuts from my famous big shell. I hit a big one that day!
I play deuces wild on occasion. Contrary to popular belief it’s not just a kids game but a game of skill. Lots of moola is wasted by players who don’t check the payouts and hold the wrong cards (hint: 2 pairs don't pay and if holding only one card remember - face cards are no more valuable than 3's thru 10's)
Lots of players don't realise they can still get the big payout Royal Flush (as long as no wild card shows up) and it's a nice surprise when it happens. But of course if one or more deuces show up it's still a Royal Flush; it just pays less. Shown here is 5 -fives's but it's the 4 wild cards that are the big winner.
What’s the most widely used and famous pencil? #2 of course and it even has a book written about it
Question: Why then is it still #2? Let’s have tea for 2 and figure that one out.
In Mathematics divisibility by 2 is easily tested by merely looking at the last digit. If it’s even then the whole number is even.
2 has more divisors than 1
Two has the unique property that 2+2 = 2·2 = 2²=2↑↑2=2↑↑↑2, and so on, no matter how high the operation is.
In numerology #2 represents the opposite of #1
People who are #2’s are good natured, easy going, co-operative and soft, not physically strong.
Number 22 is the master builder and the most successful of all numbers. It governs the overall structure of Scripture from the 22 spokes of the Bible wheel to the 22 spokes of the inner wheel of Revelation.
In the Tarot deck the Fool is sometimes represented as 0 (the 1st card) or as 22 (the last card)
Number 2 is the High Priestess in the Major Arcana of 22 cards in the Tarot deck or the trump card.
Number 2 Tarot cards
Spades - Swords - Air
Diamond - Coins - Earth
Clubs - Wands - Fire
Hearts - Cups - Water
Theres tons of special days in Feb. cuz it‘s a great month; here’s just a few more - on Feb.1st the RCMP became official in Canada in 1920
Feb 2 is Ground Hogs day and my dearly departed sisters birthday. R.I.P. Renee.
And the 3rd is the Chinese New Year; year of the Rabbit
Also Feb 3, 1959 was the day the music died when Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper went down in a fiery plane crash.
Feb 5 is World Nutella day and the 12th is Abe Lincolns birthday 1809
The 14th is Valentines day and on the 17th the planet Pluto was discovered in 1930
It’s also Random Act of Kindness day (RAK) so do some and expect nice things to happen to you.
Feb 20th is Hoodie Hoo day - go outside and shout Hoodie Hoo to scare away winter and cause spring to want to be sprung. The toothpick was patented today as well.
The 21st is Presidents day in the U.S.
Just 28 days in Feb.2011 and it’s honoured by being Public Sleeping Day - yes; you can sleep on a park bench, on a blanket at the beach, on the job, whatever….
In closing I have a question:
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as number 1 or number 2?
So, what’s better than one 2? Two 2’s! That’s my day.
It’s said that people born on Feb. 22nd have old souls. Also born on 2-22 George Washington and Drew Barrymore. We are Pisces; the sign of the fishes
The roman numeral 11 stands for “bright giant”
Two is the atomic number of helium.
There’s an old Chinese saying “all good things come in twos” So today I’ll show you 22 pictures.
What’s better than having a baby girl? Having 2 baby girls!
Here’s my twins at age 7
My favourite NHL players are #22 Daniel Sedin and his twin Henrik #33 of the Vancouver Canucks.
Twins in mythology: Apollo and Artemis and Romulus and Remus.
Actors who have (or had) a twin: Elvis, Ashton Kutcher, Alanis Morissette, Parker Posey, Ed Sullivan and the Olsen twins
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Fictional twins: Man in Black/John Locke/Smoke Monster,
Ok that’s triplets but who’s counting when we’re talking about Lost
The Bobbsey twins, Super Mario brothers,
Marge Simpsons older twin sisters; Selma and Patty Bouvier
Here’s a couple of bucks - toonie - looks crappy in the pic but is actually shiny and quite pretty irl
Here’s the 2 peanuts from my famous big shell. I hit a big one that day!
I play deuces wild on occasion. Contrary to popular belief it’s not just a kids game but a game of skill. Lots of moola is wasted by players who don’t check the payouts and hold the wrong cards (hint: 2 pairs don't pay and if holding only one card remember - face cards are no more valuable than 3's thru 10's)
Lots of players don't realise they can still get the big payout Royal Flush (as long as no wild card shows up) and it's a nice surprise when it happens. But of course if one or more deuces show up it's still a Royal Flush; it just pays less. Shown here is 5 -fives's but it's the 4 wild cards that are the big winner.
What’s the most widely used and famous pencil? #2 of course and it even has a book written about it
Question: Why then is it still #2? Let’s have tea for 2 and figure that one out.
In Mathematics divisibility by 2 is easily tested by merely looking at the last digit. If it’s even then the whole number is even.
2 has more divisors than 1
Two has the unique property that 2+2 = 2·2 = 2²=2↑↑2=2↑↑↑2, and so on, no matter how high the operation is.
In numerology #2 represents the opposite of #1
People who are #2’s are good natured, easy going, co-operative and soft, not physically strong.
Number 22 is the master builder and the most successful of all numbers. It governs the overall structure of Scripture from the 22 spokes of the Bible wheel to the 22 spokes of the inner wheel of Revelation.
In the Tarot deck the Fool is sometimes represented as 0 (the 1st card) or as 22 (the last card)
Number 2 is the High Priestess in the Major Arcana of 22 cards in the Tarot deck or the trump card.
Number 2 Tarot cards
Spades - Swords - Air
Diamond - Coins - Earth
Clubs - Wands - Fire
Hearts - Cups - Water
Theres tons of special days in Feb. cuz it‘s a great month; here’s just a few more - on Feb.1st the RCMP became official in Canada in 1920
Feb 2 is Ground Hogs day and my dearly departed sisters birthday. R.I.P. Renee.
And the 3rd is the Chinese New Year; year of the Rabbit
Also Feb 3, 1959 was the day the music died when Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper went down in a fiery plane crash.
Feb 5 is World Nutella day and the 12th is Abe Lincolns birthday 1809
The 14th is Valentines day and on the 17th the planet Pluto was discovered in 1930
It’s also Random Act of Kindness day (RAK) so do some and expect nice things to happen to you.
Feb 20th is Hoodie Hoo day - go outside and shout Hoodie Hoo to scare away winter and cause spring to want to be sprung. The toothpick was patented today as well.
The 21st is Presidents day in the U.S.
Just 28 days in Feb.2011 and it’s honoured by being Public Sleeping Day - yes; you can sleep on a park bench, on a blanket at the beach, on the job, whatever….
In closing I have a question:
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as number 1 or number 2?
Sunday, January 23, 2011
A visit from the Goddess of obnoxious odours
Late last night, as i sat computing, i suddenly heard spine tingling noises just outside of my window for a several seconds and then a terrible silence. I immediately thought it had been the death cries of a bird, caught by a cat, raccoon or maybe a coyote.
As i pondered the likelihood of it being a bird out in the night, much to my horror the urgent cries started again, closer this time.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the outside light and peered out into the darkness and the sounds again stopped. There was nothing on the deck, but suddenly what was that movement in the bush by the wall? I went into the sunroom to get a better view.
A flash of white trying to climb the wall....the size of a small cat; but not able to leap so is it a cat? It turned slightly to change direction and ran up the stairs in the center of the garden and i think this is who i saw; minus the black face with tiny white stripe
Now, i've seen skunks before but never with this much white fur. As it disappeared into the night i disappeared into the land of Google.
The one i saw was much whiter than these two pics from Google; in fact it wasn't two stripes at all but i think an almost solid white head and body perhaps with black legs but i'm not sure. I was seeing it mostly from behind and its tail was upright and fluffed out big. There was no doubt what it was; i had the pleasure of smelling the eau de pew.
I wonder if there's such a thing as albino skunks but Google just said it comes in many colours.
Its scientific name is Mephitis mephitis taken from the Roman Goddess of poisonous gasses.
Also known as striped skunks they live in the U.S. and the southern tier of the Canadian Provinces.
Their lifespan is 2 -3 years and they can reach a weight of 14 lbs. Mephitis breed once a year and have litters of 4-8 kits. Diet changes with the seasons and right now they'd be eating mice, shrews and chipmunks so that's probably who was making all the noise. Since i only got a good look from behind i couldn't see if it was carrying something in his mouth.
Well, i knew we had been home to skunks before, but the usual black with white stripes variety and i thought they had long moved on. Who knows; maybe a kit stays back in the old home or it's a random spot that this fellow found or maybe he was enroute to somewhere else.
We'll be leaving him alone because he probably does us a favour by eating all the bad little bugs and critters in the garden although i don't consider chipmunks bad at all; they're very entertaining.
Anyway, the skunks i've seen arn't fast enough to catch a chipmunk or squirrel; those things can fly!
So he's welcome to live here as long as he dos'nt spray....one report said they can accurately spray up to 10' but another said they have terrible eyesight and i can believe that as the one i saw was attempting to climb a tall wall instead of the shorter steps. Either way their odour can carry a mile and a half !
As i pondered the likelihood of it being a bird out in the night, much to my horror the urgent cries started again, closer this time.
I went to the kitchen and turned on the outside light and peered out into the darkness and the sounds again stopped. There was nothing on the deck, but suddenly what was that movement in the bush by the wall? I went into the sunroom to get a better view.
A flash of white trying to climb the wall....the size of a small cat; but not able to leap so is it a cat? It turned slightly to change direction and ran up the stairs in the center of the garden and i think this is who i saw; minus the black face with tiny white stripe
Now, i've seen skunks before but never with this much white fur. As it disappeared into the night i disappeared into the land of Google.
The one i saw was much whiter than these two pics from Google; in fact it wasn't two stripes at all but i think an almost solid white head and body perhaps with black legs but i'm not sure. I was seeing it mostly from behind and its tail was upright and fluffed out big. There was no doubt what it was; i had the pleasure of smelling the eau de pew.
I wonder if there's such a thing as albino skunks but Google just said it comes in many colours.
Its scientific name is Mephitis mephitis taken from the Roman Goddess of poisonous gasses.
Also known as striped skunks they live in the U.S. and the southern tier of the Canadian Provinces.
Their lifespan is 2 -3 years and they can reach a weight of 14 lbs. Mephitis breed once a year and have litters of 4-8 kits. Diet changes with the seasons and right now they'd be eating mice, shrews and chipmunks so that's probably who was making all the noise. Since i only got a good look from behind i couldn't see if it was carrying something in his mouth.
Well, i knew we had been home to skunks before, but the usual black with white stripes variety and i thought they had long moved on. Who knows; maybe a kit stays back in the old home or it's a random spot that this fellow found or maybe he was enroute to somewhere else.
We'll be leaving him alone because he probably does us a favour by eating all the bad little bugs and critters in the garden although i don't consider chipmunks bad at all; they're very entertaining.
Anyway, the skunks i've seen arn't fast enough to catch a chipmunk or squirrel; those things can fly!
So he's welcome to live here as long as he dos'nt spray....one report said they can accurately spray up to 10' but another said they have terrible eyesight and i can believe that as the one i saw was attempting to climb a tall wall instead of the shorter steps. Either way their odour can carry a mile and a half !
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
PUNS FOR THOSE WITH A HIGHER IQ and a lower brow:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking..
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before....
Practice safe eating - always use condiments....
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death....
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy....
A hangover is the wrath of grapes....
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play....
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?...
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion....
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red....
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I....
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired....
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)...
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana....
In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes...
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion....
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed...
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress....
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered...
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it....
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under....
Every calendar's days are numbered....
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine....
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat...
He had a photographic memory that was never developed....
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large...
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall....
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.....
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses....
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Sunday, January 2, 2011
Energy please
| Verb | 1. | energise - raise to a higher energy level; "excite the atoms" |
| 2. | energise - cause to be alert and energetic; "Coffee and tea stimulate me"; "This herbal infusion doesn't stimulate" affect - act physically on; have an effect upon; "the medicine affects my heart rate" cathect - inject with libidinal energy reanimate, recreate, revivify, vivify, revive, renovate, animate, quicken, repair - give new life or energy to; "A hot soup will revive me"; "This will renovate my spirits"; "This treatment repaired my health" reinvigorate, invigorate - impart vigor, strength, or vitality to; "Exercise is invigorating" de-energise, de-energize - deprive of energy |
At the beginning of the year many people make resolutions for the new year. Some simply pick one word and that's what i'm going to do. I decided to make my focus word ENERGISE as this is what i most want and need. I havent been recharging very well for years already so the belief is that by focusing on this word energy will come.
When googled the word comes up as ENERGIZE which of course lead me to this. OK i want to be like brand new energised energizers or would that be energized energisers? Whatever; will these 4 help?
or maybe better yet i'll take one of these:
Right now i haven't got enough energy to check and see if i got this straight so don't be going and googling it cuz you might find totally different info but i think it's a laser that's precisely tuned to energise a layer of sodium atoms that are found in the upper layers of the atmosphere. It's thought to be a leftover from meteorites entering the earths atmosphere....or something like that....
Say what?!? There's leftovers going to waste? Please land on me instead; i sure could use them!
I have Primary Biliary Cirrhosis. I've had it for 12 years. It's a chronic liver disease that causes slow, progressive distruction of bile ducts in the liver, thereby interfering with the excretion of bile.
Fatigue is the most common complaint of those afflicted with PBC. Most people haven't heard of it and there's still many Drs. who don't understand what it is or what to do about it although it's been around and known for a hundred years or more.
No, i've never been a boozer; thought i should mention it straight up as that's what most people think when they hear the word cirrhosis. I wouldn't deny it if i were/was, honestly! i know nobody cares, but alcohol related liver disease is different than this and most PBC'ers wern't/arn't boozers. It's an auto-immune disease and really too bad it has this unfortunate C word in it's name because some never do get to the stage of actually having cirrhosis but we're still stuck with the name.
Women are affected 10 times more frequently than men. PBC is usually diagnosed in people 30 - 60 years old and many are diagnosed by finding of an abnormality during routine liver blood tests.
Itching and fatigue are common symptoms along with jaundice, cholesterol deposits in the skin, darkening of the skin (like a permanent suntan) or fluid accumulation in the abdomen and/or ankles. The telling tale for me was an itchy 3" x 4" patch of skin on one arm along with fatigue.
Other disorders associated with PBC are impaired functioning of the tear and salivary glands, arthritis, thyroid problems, renal stones and gallstones.
There's no known cause or cure although a wonderful medicine originally derived from bears bile called Urso, now made synthetically helps some people tremendously and most PBC'ers die from something else.
ENERGY, please find me, there's so much i want to do in this new year of 2011 and not all is selfishly wished for.
energise energise energise energise energise energise energise energise energise energise
Friday, December 31, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
*Newsflash* Christmas has begun!
Let the festivities begin! Tonight on the eve of Christmas eve Santa came early and dropped off a box of the one and only original Japanese Mandarin oranges!
ahhhh they smell sooo good; i'm eating the peel and all.
Thank you Sun company! Please don't scare me like that again.
Thanks Santa Bob!
ahhhh they smell sooo good; i'm eating the peel and all.
Thank you Sun company! Please don't scare me like that again.
Thanks Santa Bob!
Monday, December 20, 2010
Traditions and memories of Christmas’s past;
When i was a kid it was always white because i lived in the highest city in Canada, Kimberley, B.C. This picture has a mere dusting of it and i'm sure more will be drifting down soon.
It was a wonderful time all winter skiing, skating, sleigh riding, snow fort building, making snow angels and probably snowmen too although don’t really remember any remarkable ones.
Best Christmas presents were ski’s and skates. This is my little sister Sandy and our best friend Betty
It was taken at one of the many home garden ice rinks in our neighbourhood.
My biggest Christmas regret was the time i climbed the bookcase and craned my neck and could have broke it to be able to peek into the fruit room and i saw 2 pairs of ski’s waiting there….and then i told my little sister!
The whole family went to the woods to search for and cut the most perfect fir and dad got the final pick which was always exactly the right height after allowing for the star and we decorated it with multi-coloured bubble lights and misc. shiny baubles and beads. Silver tinsel icicles were carefully placed to hang straight and none could be crooked or crimped and they must be all the same length but the use of scissors not allowed.
Original mandarin oranges came all the way from Japan in wooden crates and burlap sacks of mixed nuts arrived that had too many almonds and walnuts and never quite enough Brazil nuts to go around.
See what i mean? and what's with those bits of dried fruit in there? I just want my share of Brazils!
Yum!
Colourful hard ribbon candy something like this came in a big shiny tin pail from The Hudson Bay
along with the hanging of the mistletoe and the paper mache silver bells lovingly handmade in a Christmas past by Mrs. Dixon.
I wonder what ever happened that suddenly one year Mrs. Dixon was no longer a part of our Christmas.
Maybe that was the year that mom and dad began their journey of converting to the Jehovah’s Witness religion.
But up until then festive new dresses and warm flannel pajamas were purchased for the sisters three but sadly, i don’t remember if mom ever got a new dress too but i'm betting she didn't.
Cards were strung on a string from corner to corner and a huge old Merry Christmas card was hung and all visitors were asked to sign that same card each year.
Christmas carols were sung on the radio and sometimes live accompanied by piano, accordian and harmonicas.
Mom made pickled herring in Oct., fruit cakes in Nov. and shortbread cookies in Dec.
I think fruit cake needs a nice marzipan icing, but that's just me.
There was always plenty to eat and drink. Our house was very merry with all adults jovial and happy as they smoked, drank and told funny stories and dirty jokes while the children kept busy playing games.
The turkey was fresh and at least 25, maybe 30 lbs.although in my mind it was much larger than that.
Vegetables served were mashed potato, Brussels sprouts and rutabagas which must be eaten because children were starving in Korea and as well they kept us humble.
Now Christmas 2010
and for the first time in my life the Original Japanese Mandarin oranges are no longer available and if this is a typical monorail for their transportation i can understand why although i don't know for a fact.
A few boxes arrived in early Dec. and there was no warning that was it! Not even enough time to take their picture!
In their place we’ll have to settle for itty- bitty, teeny- weeny, pitiful little marble size oranges from China that claim to be sweet like honey but in my taste test are really quite bitter.
Should have put something by them to show the size. Oh, wait, the bees are life size.
Hot dam, i sure do miss those Original Mandarins and it dosn’t seem like Christmas without them.
In Christmas music Elvis still reigns as the king and i'm sure he always will.
Predicted weather gives us a chance of cold but sunny, rain, snow or meatballs.
Cards have been sent and 3 names were deleted from the list because they've passed away.
I made a point of choosing cards this year that said Merry Christmas; enough of the balderdash of seasons greetings, happy winter, happy holidays and Bah Humbug to those who don't celebrate Christmas because suddenly this year i don't care if you don't! We do!
However, there’s no gingerbread house with a musical train circling it while skaters skated on the mirror, uhh, ice. Just one tree now, not two!
Danish butter cookies are not a tradition in my home; i’ve boycotted them since the 70’s and nobody here has missed them.
Not going to be any homemade fruit cakes either because i’m too lazy now although i just might make shortbread cookies with a little red marachino cherry on each, butter tarts and/or mincemeat tarts providing i get going and buy some pastry crusts. I might try something new and that's a cookie recipe from the pioneer woman that uses Nutella. Already have the Nutella so it's almost a done deal.
Nuts will be cracked with the crappy old hard to use nutcracker because the only one i could find to replace it was $28 + tax and there’s no way Mrs. Scrooge will pay that for a simple nut cracker. Bah humbug again.
I’ll probably buy a jar of pickled herring, lots of misc. sausages, crackers, cheeses, potato chips and dips, chocolate and macadamia nuts
The turkey will be a 20lb. pre-stuffed bird placed in the oven directly from the freezer.They are good!
Our tree these days is a fibre optic job that’s ceiling height but it stands on an end table and in pictures looks like a blah undecorated tree but in reality is quite beautiful and so easy to put up and take down.
Notice the theme here? Old Scrooge or Old Age? No....i've become an efficiency expert!
Here's a pretty tree in Sao Paulo, size small/petite to keep in theme with the oranges.
Merry Christmas everybody!
It was a wonderful time all winter skiing, skating, sleigh riding, snow fort building, making snow angels and probably snowmen too although don’t really remember any remarkable ones.
Best Christmas presents were ski’s and skates. This is my little sister Sandy and our best friend Betty
It was taken at one of the many home garden ice rinks in our neighbourhood.
My biggest Christmas regret was the time i climbed the bookcase and craned my neck and could have broke it to be able to peek into the fruit room and i saw 2 pairs of ski’s waiting there….and then i told my little sister!
The whole family went to the woods to search for and cut the most perfect fir and dad got the final pick which was always exactly the right height after allowing for the star and we decorated it with multi-coloured bubble lights and misc. shiny baubles and beads. Silver tinsel icicles were carefully placed to hang straight and none could be crooked or crimped and they must be all the same length but the use of scissors not allowed.
Original mandarin oranges came all the way from Japan in wooden crates and burlap sacks of mixed nuts arrived that had too many almonds and walnuts and never quite enough Brazil nuts to go around.
See what i mean? and what's with those bits of dried fruit in there? I just want my share of Brazils!
Yum!
Colourful hard ribbon candy something like this came in a big shiny tin pail from The Hudson Bay
along with the hanging of the mistletoe and the paper mache silver bells lovingly handmade in a Christmas past by Mrs. Dixon.
I wonder what ever happened that suddenly one year Mrs. Dixon was no longer a part of our Christmas.
Maybe that was the year that mom and dad began their journey of converting to the Jehovah’s Witness religion.
But up until then festive new dresses and warm flannel pajamas were purchased for the sisters three but sadly, i don’t remember if mom ever got a new dress too but i'm betting she didn't.
Cards were strung on a string from corner to corner and a huge old Merry Christmas card was hung and all visitors were asked to sign that same card each year.
Christmas carols were sung on the radio and sometimes live accompanied by piano, accordian and harmonicas.
Mom made pickled herring in Oct., fruit cakes in Nov. and shortbread cookies in Dec.
I think fruit cake needs a nice marzipan icing, but that's just me.
There was always plenty to eat and drink. Our house was very merry with all adults jovial and happy as they smoked, drank and told funny stories and dirty jokes while the children kept busy playing games.
The turkey was fresh and at least 25, maybe 30 lbs.although in my mind it was much larger than that.
Vegetables served were mashed potato, Brussels sprouts and rutabagas which must be eaten because children were starving in Korea and as well they kept us humble.
Now Christmas 2010
and for the first time in my life the Original Japanese Mandarin oranges are no longer available and if this is a typical monorail for their transportation i can understand why although i don't know for a fact.
A few boxes arrived in early Dec. and there was no warning that was it! Not even enough time to take their picture!
In their place we’ll have to settle for itty- bitty, teeny- weeny, pitiful little marble size oranges from China that claim to be sweet like honey but in my taste test are really quite bitter.
Should have put something by them to show the size. Oh, wait, the bees are life size.
Hot dam, i sure do miss those Original Mandarins and it dosn’t seem like Christmas without them.
In Christmas music Elvis still reigns as the king and i'm sure he always will.
Predicted weather gives us a chance of cold but sunny, rain, snow or meatballs.
Cards have been sent and 3 names were deleted from the list because they've passed away.
I made a point of choosing cards this year that said Merry Christmas; enough of the balderdash of seasons greetings, happy winter, happy holidays and Bah Humbug to those who don't celebrate Christmas because suddenly this year i don't care if you don't! We do!
However, there’s no gingerbread house with a musical train circling it while skaters skated on the mirror, uhh, ice. Just one tree now, not two!
Danish butter cookies are not a tradition in my home; i’ve boycotted them since the 70’s and nobody here has missed them.
Not going to be any homemade fruit cakes either because i’m too lazy now although i just might make shortbread cookies with a little red marachino cherry on each, butter tarts and/or mincemeat tarts providing i get going and buy some pastry crusts. I might try something new and that's a cookie recipe from the pioneer woman that uses Nutella. Already have the Nutella so it's almost a done deal.
Nuts will be cracked with the crappy old hard to use nutcracker because the only one i could find to replace it was $28 + tax and there’s no way Mrs. Scrooge will pay that for a simple nut cracker. Bah humbug again.
I’ll probably buy a jar of pickled herring, lots of misc. sausages, crackers, cheeses, potato chips and dips, chocolate and macadamia nuts
The turkey will be a 20lb. pre-stuffed bird placed in the oven directly from the freezer.They are good!
Our tree these days is a fibre optic job that’s ceiling height but it stands on an end table and in pictures looks like a blah undecorated tree but in reality is quite beautiful and so easy to put up and take down.
Here's a pretty tree in Sao Paulo, size small/petite to keep in theme with the oranges.
Now i think there’s just one traditional old thing i’ve retained from the past and that’s Mrs. Dixons old paper mache silver bells and they’re hanging already from the dining room light.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Snow on the mountains, warm and sunny in Surrey, B.C.
So many beautiful scenes on my way home from White Rock today but so few places to be able to stop and take pictures. These are from the Mudd Bay flats.
I was dismayed to find the one of Mt. Baker didn't turn out. The red plants are probably blueberries. A pond with ducks is on the other side of the road but there was too much traffic to go for it.
I was dismayed to find the one of Mt. Baker didn't turn out. The red plants are probably blueberries. A pond with ducks is on the other side of the road but there was too much traffic to go for it.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Truisms
1. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
(guess i shoulda changed this to boyfriend but hey, my husband might read this)
2. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
3. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
4. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
6. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
7. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
8. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
9. I intend to live forever…. so far so good.
10. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
11. Eagles may soar; but weasels don’t suck into jet engines.
12. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
13. My mechanic told me. “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
14. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
15. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
16. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
17. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
18. The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.
19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21. The cooler the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
22. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
23. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
24. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
25. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
(guess i shoulda changed this to boyfriend but hey, my husband might read this)
2. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
3. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
4. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
6. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
7. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
8. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
9. I intend to live forever…. so far so good.
10. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
11. Eagles may soar; but weasels don’t suck into jet engines.
12. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
13. My mechanic told me. “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
14. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
15. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
16. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
17. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
18. The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of the bread.
19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21. The cooler the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
22. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
23. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
24. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
25. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
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